Bags of Bran


Meaningful Interlude
April 23, 2012, 8:58 am
Filed under: Biography

Glitchy the Laptop tried to croak recently so I went all out to make sure that I can still be a viable seminary student. I bought a great big external hard drive and made a system repair disc, and I copied all my NES and SNES to the previously mentioned hard drive. For that extra sense of security, I also re-learned the art of fashioning quill pens from parakeet feathers, you know, just in case. Furthermore, I did other things, such as finish off the no-bake cookies.

I’ll admit that the discussion in Apologioi has been a bit heavy lately, so it’s probably a good thing to take a few minutes and breathe deeply.

Perhaps a knock-knock joke would be less stressful:

Knock knock:

Who’s there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

NO NO NO, THAT’S WRONG!!! COWS GO MOO, NOT WHO!!! NO NO NO!!! A THOUSAND TIMES, NO! WHAT KIND OF PHILISTINE GHETTO-DWELLING VACUITY ARE YOU?!? NEVER HEARD OF A COW BEFORE??? OLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM INFESTED WITH A DELIGHTFUL MENAGERIE, BUT CONSPICUOUSLY DEVOID OF THAT MOST LUCRATIVE OF AGRARIAN CREATURES??? I SUPPOSE IN THE PLACE OF BOVINITY, OLD MACDONALD’S INTREPID WIFE WAS OUT MILKING A MANTICORE!!! WHAT DO MANTICORES GO, MISTER SMART FELLOW?!?!

Perhaps knock-knock jokes are not less stressful.

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